What's the place where you see more girls 
 that you'd like to pick up, than any other place?
 
 Honey was offended by the pick up line
 Honey was offended by the pick up line
 Honey was offended by the pick up line
 Honey was offended by the pick up line
 
 If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
 Can I buy you a drink?  Your glass is empty
 What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
 Anyway, you come here often?  Is this seat taken miss?
 America?  No?  Well you should be a model I'm
 New in town so could you show me around?
 Can I call you sometime?
 I'd like to get to knowin
 Your place or mine?  I love your eyes, hey where you goin?
 
 Now, honey didn't do what everyone else does
 She stood out without making a scene because she was
 The hottest but the most modest in a long plaid skirt
 And a shirt with a little picture of Ernie & Bert
 Now, she played no sports except scholastic sorts
 An academic epidemic during book reports
 The starlet of a play, not a harlot to lay
 So all the school ??  mad that she wouldn't give it away
 See,
 
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 Honey was offended by the pick up line
 Honey was offended by the pick up line
 When Joe the superhoe said, "Baby what's your sign?"
 Honey was offended by the pick up line
 
 Cut my bangs so they don't hang, then shampoo the doo
 Get the hair out of my eye so I can look into
 Of you master and capture the flag
 In a '65 rag with brand new tags
 She's for real, I feel *chills, they're multiplyin*
 *it's so electrifyin, it's so electrifyin*
 No denyin that I'm tryin to undress her
 With that phony rap, you wouldn't even get near it
 She wouldn't go for sugar-coated lyrics
 So other girls would say, "She must be gay"
 And call her a Lenny Dykstra
 But soo what?  They really wanted to just like her
 Jealous, I won't offend her, I'll treat her tender
 Defend her and send her letters and such
 But there's no rush and there's no
 Baby you're so fine I wanna make you mine
 Cuz honey simply ignored the pick-up line
 
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 Honey was offended by the pick up line
 Honey was offended by the pick up line
 There's no "Baby you're fine I wanna make you mine"
 Cuz Honey was offended by the pick up line
 
 Well excuse me (x4)
 
 Y'all step up to this
 
 Now the main dude who wooed women tried to make his move
 On her, so we all watched to see what she would do
 He moved in:  "Hey baby doll.. what's up with us?"
 And honey was like, "Excuse me, but I'm gonna be late for my bus"
 So I stepped up to her and said here's what I'm about
 Long walks, deep thoughts, I I'd take you out, I won't
 Play games or try to take the truth and bend it
 I just wanna talk, and she wasn't offended
 
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 The pickup line, the pick up line
 Honey was offended by the pick up line
 Honey was offended by the pick up line
 When the R&B singer said let's bump n grind
 Honey was offended by the pick up line